Finally the humans gots a clue!

This mornin i kepts scratchin at the litter box n alls the humans would do is scream "Spitfire!" at me. That wuts they calls me when they are mad at me other then that they calls me Spitters. I even openeds the cupboard door n dug outs sum plastick bags n all they did was yells at me! Finally human moms realised the litter box needed cleans! Its bout time. Are all humans sos hard tew train? Human mom says we are havin ham N DUCK fur christmas. I likes ham but never hads duck! Has anyone else had duck? Was it yummy?