It's snowy outsides!

There is a bunch of snow outsides n I'm so glads that I'm insides where it is nice n warm! But my heart is sads fur all the kitties that I sees that are stuck outsides with no humans tew let them in where it is warm. I can sees them out of my window. Human mom says she wishes she could help them all but can'ts I don't sees why she can'ts.

Finally the humans gots a clue!

This mornin i kepts scratchin at the litter box n alls the humans would do is scream "Spitfire!" at me. That wuts they calls me when they are mad at me other then that they calls me Spitters. I even openeds the cupboard door n dug outs sum plastick bags n all they did was yells at me! Finally human moms realised the litter box needed cleans! Its bout time. Are all humans sos hard tew train? Human mom says we are havin ham N DUCK fur christmas. I likes ham but never hads duck! Has anyone else had duck? Was it yummy?

Things Thats I've learned Frum Unkle Mumbles

1. Hows tew play "bumb in the rug". Thats wheres yew run up tew the rug in the fronts room and dives under it tew hides and wait fur some one to walk by sos yew can jump out and attacks them!

2. Tew demand the humans turns on the waters in the sink sos yew can drink fresh cold waters.

3. Hows tew open the cupboard doors and hides in the cupboards tew scare the humans specially in the morning whens they not awake all the ways.

4. When the humans are holding yew and you want tew go yew first huff and thens bitey them sos they lets yew go.

5. Pounce kitty treats are YUMMY!!


We also have sum sad news tew report. One of our hamsters, Mr. Jingles, went tew the bridge in his sleeps a couple of days ago. Human mom was so sad that her eyes leaked and it kinda mades my eyes leak tew.

Me gotcha day!

Me thinks that gotcha days is the greatest nows! Yew guys were rights! Is did gets treats, extra lovins, new toys n even sum tuna. Me luvs tuna. Mumbles says thats gotcha days only comes once a year. Thats a shame they should every days!