It's snowy outsides!

There is a bunch of snow outsides n I'm so glads that I'm insides where it is nice n warm! But my heart is sads fur all the kitties that I sees that are stuck outsides with no humans tew let them in where it is warm. I can sees them out of my window. Human mom says she wishes she could help them all but can'ts I don't sees why she can'ts.

Finally the humans gots a clue!

This mornin i kepts scratchin at the litter box n alls the humans would do is scream "Spitfire!" at me. That wuts they calls me when they are mad at me other then that they calls me Spitters. I even openeds the cupboard door n dug outs sum plastick bags n all they did was yells at me! Finally human moms realised the litter box needed cleans! Its bout time. Are all humans sos hard tew train? Human mom says we are havin ham N DUCK fur christmas. I likes ham but never hads duck! Has anyone else had duck? Was it yummy?

Things Thats I've learned Frum Unkle Mumbles

1. Hows tew play "bumb in the rug". Thats wheres yew run up tew the rug in the fronts room and dives under it tew hides and wait fur some one to walk by sos yew can jump out and attacks them!

2. Tew demand the humans turns on the waters in the sink sos yew can drink fresh cold waters.

3. Hows tew open the cupboard doors and hides in the cupboards tew scare the humans specially in the morning whens they not awake all the ways.

4. When the humans are holding yew and you want tew go yew first huff and thens bitey them sos they lets yew go.

5. Pounce kitty treats are YUMMY!!


We also have sum sad news tew report. One of our hamsters, Mr. Jingles, went tew the bridge in his sleeps a couple of days ago. Human mom was so sad that her eyes leaked and it kinda mades my eyes leak tew.

Me gotcha day!

Me thinks that gotcha days is the greatest nows! Yew guys were rights! Is did gets treats, extra lovins, new toys n even sum tuna. Me luvs tuna. Mumbles says thats gotcha days only comes once a year. Thats a shame they should every days!

Gotcha day?

The human mom tells me tewday is my "gotcha day". Now Is dont knows what a "gotcha day" is but it dont sound vewy good tew me, it sounds vewy scawy sos Is hidin tewday sos nothin bad will happen tew me. Unkle Mumbles is laffin at me n sayin it just means the day Is cames heres tew live. But Is dont trust him. Hes probably just tellin me that sos Ill comes out of hidin n sumthing bad will happen tew me n he cans laffs at me even mores!

Spitfire has been really really growly lately. I don't know why but he keeps growlin at Sissy n Bubba but mostly Sissy. He even tried to copy me today n not only growled at Sissy but he bitey her to when she tried to pet him. He told me that he likes to growl n that its all kinds of funs but i try to tell him that it is goin to get him in trouble n they will take him to the V.E.T. if don't stops it!

Its been cold n wet here for the last few days so i've just been hidin in my cubby in the closet where its nice n warms. I won't let Spitfire in there tho or the dawgs n when they try i hit em in the face. I wish i had claws tho.

Catster

Human mom joined us up fur catster! Wow there are many kittys from Utah on theres!

This is soo funnys!

Looks like this kitty has the same favowite past times that i do. He he he It is fun tew beat up dawgs.

Other good news, the moving rooms is broked downs. No i didn't dos it! But i know who did n i'm not sayins!

The movin room

Wast nite the humans dragged me outsides! I dont wike outsides its scary out theres. Then they taked me in to the movin room with wots of windows n it makes a rumblin noises when it moves. It was dark outsides tew n very very scarys so i just sat on human mom wap. She says i was tremblin but i wasnt that scared just a wittle but i was lots colds that why i was shiverin! When we gots home tho i gots even i scratched n bitey human moms boobies when she carried me insides. He he he bet thats the wast time they take me in tew that room.

Human dad says we are spoiled!

Human dad said today that we are spoiled rotten, me don't see hows he can say that! Just cuz we has a beds of our very owns!

I say if wes spoiled then they wouldn't have left us all alone when they took the wittle people out to have funs yesterday!

At weast they didn't bring them home with them! Well they could has brought big human sissy home but not the rest. From all the videos they has it wooks wike it was woud and scary there. They brought home these big round thingies that fwoated in the air and had a string hanging from them. They were scary and human dad tied them to us!! I ran from mine but this is what Unkle Mumbles did to his!

Lookie!!! He he he he

The humans left us for the whole day and look what they came home tew! If yew lookie close enough yew can see the culprits paws on the bottom of the stinky drink table but im not goin tew say who did it!

Huh, me thinks we needs better humans!

Human mom says that there was something wrong with the puter but me knows what it  really was, she was too lazy to turns it on fur us! Me think we has to finds better humans so if anyone knows of some please tell us!


Mumbles beated up a dawgie last night! It was so funnys. All we heard was a bunches of yelping and she cames running in to the bedroom fur protection frum him.

Here is Spitfires new mousies. No I'm not jealous at all that he gots new mousies, they have Hello Kitty on them. He he he. They are too girlie for me but he thinks that they are the greatest.

He he he I thinks that yesterday was too exciting fur Spitfire. Here he is all spreads out sleepin, he thinks hes in the suns but I won't tell him hes not cause its all kinds of funs to laff at him. You can see his new collar that hes so proud of even though he can't sneak attacks me any more cause I can hears him coming.

One of the neighbors insulted me last nights, they asked Sissy if Spitfire and I are brothers! No we are not brothers he is my nephew. Before I came to lives with big Sissy and Bubba I lived with mines and Sissys Daddy but he had to sends me away cause I would beat up my niece bad sos he sents me here to the big city where I am not spossed to go outsides unless I am on my leash. But I've escapeds twice! He he he. Well I did come back to Sissy when she called so that means I'm a good kitty right?

They founds out how I was getting out and fixed it so I can't get out anymore. Now I have to find a new way.

Sissy hurt her back today so I have a job to do and lay by her and give her my healing purrs. I feel so bad cause this morning I got her up as soon as it started getting lite for my breakfast in my usual way, biteying ever part of her body that was uncovered. He he he. But I don't feel so bad that I'm not going to demand my dinner early tonite!

I so happy!

While we was helpin human mom fix up our blog so it would look nice we sees that Psycho Kitty Max has started tew follow us and left me a a happy purrthday comment n not only that he wrotes about me on his blog! I so excited....he is our hero!

Its my very first purrthday!!

It was my very first purrthday today! It was a day of westing fur me, furget that i do that every day n fur dinner human mom cooked up a chick-hen just fur me n unkle Mumbles! We are so special human dad says we are spoiled but we just ignore him. Me gots a brand new collar! Its red and has tew bells on it. I wike it though now mes can't sneak up and attack Mumbles now cuz he heared me coming! Mes also gots 3 new mousies! I twied tew gets human mom tew take pictures of me new mousies and me wearing my collar but she tew wazy. I'll bitey her tewmorrow till she does it and puts them up here fur me!

Me got a owie but I can steal teach!

Me gots a big owie on my cheek. For awhiles I had a sore toothy so I couldn't eat much then my cheek gots all swelled up so i kept scratching it and scratching it till it started to bleed so big bubba and sissy took me in to the V.E.T. I was ascared cuz Boris went in to the V.E.T. and never came back. The humans say that he is in a new home but still I don't want nother new home! Anyways the guy in white looked in my mouth then made me go to sleeps for awhiles and when i waked up my tooth was gone! The guy in white told the humans they had to torture me 3 times a day by putting stinging stuff then a goopy stuff on my cheek 3 times a day. I feel better now and can go back to teaching Spitters. Today I taught him how to play "bump in the rug" but he uses MY RUG to play it! He needs to find his own rug!!

Boris is twouble agin!

He he he Boris just gots in twouble agin. Hes a twoublemaker n this time he bit human mom on the foot! He has tew go tew the V.E.T. tewmorrow cuz he pees in the potty box but won't poop there just all over the apartment. This morning human mom got so tired of cleaning up after him she put him out in the scary outside then a hour later got so guilty she went out and got him!


This morning human mom and dad took me for a rides in the truck. It was so scary i justs hid my head under human moms arm. She laffed at me! When we gots back home Mumbles laffed at me tew n called me a big cry baby! I think i go poop in his catcave beds n Boris gets the blame!

We Kitties!!

Hi there we are kitties and we are all pretty new to this nets stuff, well one of is anyway. I had a started a blog before this one, ok, it only had 2 entries in it but what can i says? The only way to get on the nets was thru human moms phone but now we has the nets for the computer so it is so much easier now! My Unkle Mumbles came tew live with us so i decides tew start a whole new blog so he can helps out with it tew. We just wants tew take over something, anything, it don't matter what. Maybes the world since we have already takens over this place but i thinks we will start with the nets. After all like every one knows us kitties rule anyway!